Sunday, December 16, 2012

Confessions of a bored girl who likes to over share information about herself.

I am bored and in the mood to confess some super awesome things about myself to the world wide web.

When I'm alone in my car, I listen to the same song on a CD over and over and over again. For weeks. No joke, the same song. Confession within a confession (confession-ception?): I don't just listen to it - I blast it super loud and sing along. It's one of my more flattering attributes. Jk, it's actually really unattractive.

I am a master justify-er. I can justify my way out of/into anything. Stats class tonight? I'm really tired, and I can look up the concepts on youtube. Besides, it's snowing, and I hate driving in the snow. Attractive guy working at the grocery store? I am in great need of chapstick. Super cute coat not on clearance? Well, I didn't spend that much on food this month, so I can afford it. Seriously, if you ever need anything justified, give me a call. 

I love hot fudge. Homemade hot fudge. Plain. Sometimes I sit at home and eat bowls of homemade hot fudge while watching reruns of HIMYM or Grey's Anatomy. Like tonight. That just happened/is still happening. It's actually like, any sort of liquid chocolate (not hot coco, though. Like, thick liquid chocolate). One time, I melted some Hershey's candy bars in the microwave. Delish. 

(This one is newly discovered) I am incredibly self conscious of my voice. As in, I think I sound like a man pretty much all the time. When I'm sick, when I'm tired, after I yell a lot, when I loose my voice, when I sing, etc. I think I'm going to make a goal to not be so self conscious of my voice (it's really that bad).

I watch the same TV shows over and over again (just like music... wow). For example: I've watched all 8 complete seasons of Grey's Anatomy at least 4 times. How I Met Your Mother, Vampire Diaries, The Big Bang Theory, I watch them all repeatedly. I can't help it, I guess I just like routine? If anyone has any TV shows they enjoy, I would love some new suggestions. 

I am normally a nice person. The exceptions? When I'm hungry and when I'm stressed. I should probably just wear a sign on my forehead that says "I apologize for any unkind words spoken out of stress or hunger." It's really that bad. If I ever speak unkindly to you, I am probably either very hungry or very stressed, so please be patient with me. When I do get upset, I don't stay upset for very long (like, a half hour is my record).

I buy an orange julius like, at least 3 times a week. 

I am so scared of spiders to the point that they actually make me cry. I was hiking in Zion and I saw a tarantula. Cue complete meltdown... in front of 14 other people - friends and strangers alike. It was horrible and terrifying. The only thing on my "Future Husband Must Have" list = the ability to kill spiders.

I definitely over use the words "lovely", "oh man", "no kidding".

If any of you have gotten this far (even my closest friends have told me that they "kind of skim" my blog - it's cool), then I think you are lovely (see, I told you). And now it is bed time. Good night, loves. 

PS: I am fully aware of the fact that I used the phrase "it's really that bad" at least twice in this post.